Council Confirms Bypass Proposal Remains Under Review

Stourgate Town Council voted 6-1 on Tuesday to continue reviewing the long-proposed bypass, marking the twentieth consecutive year the item has appeared on the agenda without further action.

Council Rejects Endangered Species resolution.

Chimpanzees are an endangered species and Stourgate Council rejected a resoluton that could not only have saved the species but also all life on earth. At least that is according to cllr. Barry Heptfleck who proposed Bill 44-A, 2026 also know as The Chimp Bill.

Stourgate Town Council voted 6-1 on Tuesday to reject The Chimp Bill. The bill mandated replacing ‘chimpanzee’ with ‘himpanzee’ in all council communications.

Possible Alien Craft Reported Near Proposed Bypass Site

UFO crash Residents near the site of the long-proposed bypass have reported an unidentified object in a field off the ring road on Wednesday evening, though the council says it has no record of any incident.

Bypass The bypass has been mired in controversy after councillor Barry Gainskill’s plans to link the bypass to the A41. Labour demanded Gainskill’s resignation after his proposal meant the cost of the road would increase from £14 million to £10 billion.